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squawkafootball:

When your goalkeeper is just absolutely rubbish…

squawkafootball:

When your goalkeeper is just absolutely rubbish…

Game of Thrones vs South Park’s Black Friday trilogy
"They’re gonna betray you at the Red Robin wedding! He got the idea watching Game of Thrones!”
Do you like to get kinky with handcuffs?
Anonymous

I’m phoning the police.

Would you suck a dick to save the world?
Anonymous

I’d do it to save myself. If it saved other people too then that’s a bonus I guess.

hiitsmekevin:

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!!

There’s a reason it’s called ‘girls gone wild’ and not ‘women gone wild’. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.
Louis CK (via occupy-bacon)
We were just business partners  //  I never had a sister