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Do you like to get kinky with handcuffs?
Anonymous

I’m phoning the police.

Would you suck a dick to save the world?
Anonymous

I’d do it to save myself. If it saved other people too then that’s a bonus I guess.

hiitsmekevin:

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!!

There’s a reason it’s called ‘girls gone wild’ and not ‘women gone wild’. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.
Louis CK (via occupy-bacon)
We were just business partners  //  I never had a sister

dobey:

Nikki Bella takes the ALS #IceBucketChallenge! (x)

gakkunx3:

Girls vs boys dancing in Empire Records (1995)